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Hipster-Coyote

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do people even do memes on dA anymore god i remember back in the day when a meme would circulate and there'd be dozens of people doing them all at once lmfao
ANYWAY
stole this from ccrystalline

1) Sexuality?
i like boys and boy-like creatures

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
dwayne the rock johnson

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
The nearest book is literally in the next room and I am not getting up for that

4) What do you think about most?
food

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

"goodnight"

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
with because if i die in my sleep i dont want them to have to deal with my body AND me being naked

7) What’s your strangest talent?

my ability to put up with so much bullshit on the internet

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
girls are cute
boys are cute

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
yes and i'd rather not go into it as it was uncomfortable for us both

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
never

11) Do you have any strange phobias?
not really most of my fears are justifiable

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
i can say with full authority that crayons are not good things to ram up your nose all that does is cause nosebleeds and the inability to smell anything but wax for a while

13) What’s your religion?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
going inside

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
oh god dont make me choose

17) What was the last lie you told?
i lied to my mom about why i quit my last job lol

18) Do you believe in karma?
ehhhhhhhhhh??????

19) What does your username mean?
its pretty self-explanatory really

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
weakness would be the fact i'm literally just a dumpy asshole human
strength?? uh idk I guess the fact I have low latent inhibition helps with a lot of stuff

21) Who is your celebrity crush?
don't have one

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
no

23) How do you vent your anger?
i play a video game and punch the shit out of some mooks

24) Do you have a collection of anything?
magic the gathering cards because WOW MIX WHAT A NERD

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
neither honestly unless im comfortable with the person

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

yes, i just wish i couldve taken a different path to get where I am now
also im still on my way to becoming an even better person so i mean, progress is still being made

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
hate: children
love: rain, thunderstorms

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
what if I was still friends with a lot of people who aren't in my life anymore

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

sure why not

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
right: fuck i just almost knocked my drink over
left: wall

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
nothing

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
i was once in a hoarder's home and jesus christ. jesus christ. i had to clean that shit. it was horrific. how was she not on the tv show

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
east coast

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
janelle monae hot damn

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
whatever you make of it- you give life meaning, it doesn't inherently have any of its own

36) Define Art.
DID U MAKE SOMETHING THAT WASNT THERE BEFORE? CONGRATS, U MADE AN ART

37) Do you believe in luck?
yes

38) What’s the weather like right now?
its dark and i really want it to rain more its been so rainy lately i love it!!!

39) What time is it?
4:14am

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
i do drive and yes lol i was driving back from a birthday party and it was legit silent hill level fog outside and I turned too soon to go to the rest stop and literally just went down into the ditch and knocked my bumper clean off

41) What was the last book you read?
No Place Like Home, book 9 of the Remnants series

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

yes as long as its not, like, burning or acidic

43) Do you have any nicknames?
does mix count

44) What was the last movie you saw?
i rewatched cloverfield the other day

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
ive literally broken both my legs

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
no

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

food

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

... this was literally the first question lmfao

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
AHA AHA HHAHHAAAHAHAHH OH MAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA LOL
im pretty sure people are still spreading shit about me

50) Do you believe in magic?
EHHHHHHHH????

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
not for too long because I'd rather just move on and grow. i'm too tired to hold a grudge i'd rather just drop that negativity and not let it fester

52) What is your astrological sign?
im a cancer but i was born wayyyy too early so i shouldve been a leo

53) Do you save money or spend it?

i am so bad with money

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
a burger from hardees

55) Love or lust?
love

56) In a relationship?
yeh

57) How many relationships have you had?

oh jesus
.....eleven :|

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no

59) Where were you yesterday?
i stayed at home

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
i have a pink tape measure in my room for...some reason

61) Are you wearing socks right now?
no

62) What’s your favorite animal?
coyotes

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
lmfao what is this bullshit

64) Where is your best friend?
man ive never been able to classify a "best friend" so idfk

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
drawing and bullshitting online

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
satan has no time for last names

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
i want to say yes but i don't know my perception of myself is kinda skewed so

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
SAVE THE DOG WHAT KIND OF HORRENDOUS QUESTION IS THIS

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS i came here to have a good time

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
you cant love without trust so what the fuck

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
An Escape - The Dear Hunter

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
no

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
communication (both in listening and being open about things) and mutual wants/needs. (cos like, if you both want/need two separate things, then there's gonna be some problems)

77) How can I win your heart?
be warm and funny and gentle and HOLY SHIT PATIENT because HAHA ANXIETY AND INSECURITIES GALORE and also, like, shared interests is nice because christ i ramble about games and anime and shit way too much

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

wow was this meme dragged out of 2007 holy shit

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
accepting a lot of stuff about myself and not trying to force myself to change to be what I'm not

80) What size shoes do you wear?
uh, mens 11 I think

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

"whoops"

82) What is your favorite word?
idfk

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
attack

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

"wow" except very dry and sarcastic

85) What’s the last song you listened to?


86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
teal is my ult favorite

87) What is your current desktop picture?
my backgrounds change every 30 minutes so idk man
idk by Hipster-Coyote

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
no one

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
quite a few

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
"pay rent or gtfo"

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
the ability to completely modify/change any and every physical part of my body internally and externally

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
man all my mistakes in life were spread out over the course of months lmfao

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
mmmmmmmmmm i dunno honestly while there are a lot of things I REALLY would rather not have memories of AT ALL, I dunno if I'd be a completely different personw ithout them

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
no

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
idk man

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
yes

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
no

98) Ever been on a plane?
yes

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
idk w/e
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God, it's been over two years. Does anyone even still follow me here at this point?
So.
Hey.
It's been a very, very long time.
I have to be honest here, it's been almost as long since I actually drew something- I've basically spent the past two years getting my life together and pushing myself to change from the kind of person I was beforehand. That's not something I planned to get into here, but, I've really missed art as a whole, let alone just...the whole atmosphere of creating stuff.
I've been very, very gradually starting to pick some things up- I'm basically re-learning everything from the ground up, which is good because it makes sure I have a good handle of the basics, but it's really hard to not just try and dive right in and force it, haha...
I don't have anything to post here, and, well, honestly, I probably won't be posting any of my art online still for a while- most of what I draw is going to be for practice and to try and re-build my skills up again. I was looking some stuff up on here and realized that I really haven't been on this site in forever, and I've been feeling kind of nostalgic lately.
Will I come back once I start drawing again for serious? Probably. This site was literally core to my development as a kid growing up, and I've had this account for almost 10 years now. But in the meantime, I figured it'd be good to post an update and maybe clean up things a little- clear out my gallery on here a bit and leave only the important stuff. (I'll always save everything, though, I loooove going through old shit from when I was a loser teenager haha)
If you want to follow my activity outside of dA though, you can always add me at my tumblr (amixedreality.tumblr.com/) or my twitter (twitter.com/gasmaskluminary)!
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Okay, I guess this has kinda been coming for a while.

If it wasn't obvious as hell I've really sorta dropped off the face of the planet the past year or so- I was already relatively 'away' for longer than that, but...much more noticeable now, I guess.

I don't know, really. While dA has a lot of really great older memories for me, it feels like most of my friends are either not on this site altogether anymore, or just use Tumblr as their center of operations.
Which is the same for me, I guess. Tumblr's replaced this website as my 'main' site, it seems. Almost all of my friends are there in some form or fashion, and it allows for a lot more flexibility and creativity.

But, what does that say about my account here?
Well...I don't know, really. Not completely.
Art's still something that's very distanced from me right now- I'm still working my damndest to get out of this rut, and I know I can, so it's not like I have no use for the site anymore- its not that.

I don't know, really.
What I'm CONSIDERING doing is just...working on a fresh start. Clearing out my gallery (deleting older stuff- don't worry, I'll save it so it isn't lost to the ether for eternity), doing a MASSIVE unwatching spree (and I mean MASSIVE), nuking my inbox, and just...seeing how it feels from there.

I can't promise I'll be very active here even with that. I don't really expect to, to be honest. But I'm not like. up and leaving forever.

If you'd like to find me on other sites, however, my contact info is:

Personal Tumblr: amixedreality.tumblr.com/
Weasyl: www.weasyl.com/~mix (probably going to be my more 'main' art site)
FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/mixy/ (honestly, I'm not going to be very active here either- very unsavory staff and other issues have really left a bad taste in my mouth)
Steam: eigengrau
PSN + Skype: Ask privately please.
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Settled into my new job. Working ridiculous schedules (no seriously, it's all over the goddamn map, when I said I was okay with working whatever hours I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE TAKEN QUITE SO LITERALLY) so my sleep schedule is all KINDS of fucked up. But hey I'm pretty used to that by now so HHHHHH.

Art.
Shit.
I haven't drawn in AGES. I hate it, I really do, I feel twitchy and nervous and just wrong not drawing or writing or creating... I've been pushing myself to get cracking on stuff, even if it's just doodlin in a sketchbook, but I'm still in a really unhealthy environment that's REALLY stifling a lot of stuff- creativity and motivation being a major part of that- so my main goal is still to get the hell out of Dodge before I can good and truly make a proper return.

I think that's the biggest downside to living where I do. There's, like, no one here. At all. And one of my biggest struggles right now is finding someone willing to room with me so we can split the rent. Yeah yeah I still gotta get my own mode of transportation, but give another paycheck or two and I should have enough to get me a set of wheels- now I just gotta get all my licenses in order and I'll be square on that front.

God, being an 'adult' sucks. (Technically still can't drink so, yeah, quotation marks.)

At least I apparently took a few notches up in attractiveness according to a bunch of anonymous people on Tumblr. //shrug

Speaking of which, I'm most active on my Tumblr! While I only check sites like dA or FA or so on every couple of days, I'm there daily!!! So you can be sure to reach me there if you wanna talk or need me for anything!!!

I'm also on Steam a lot, and I'm willing to give it out in lieu of having to give out my Skype (reserved for people I know only, sorry!)

Sooooo yeah. Figured I'd just bring you guys up to date n such.
(do people even read these anymore)

-Mix
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So
I have a job now
it's a boring standard job at Wal-Mart but I've got really good hours and the pay's above min wage so no complaints here
The only problem I have is my sleep schedule is shot as hell

I haven't drawn anything in months and I plan to change that once life gets settled back down again, I mean damn I have a few commissions I still gotta do.
I hate to say it though, but dA just doesn't fully appeal to me right now- maybe once I start to draw again I'll be more interesting, but who knows. If you guys want to know where else I am on the web feel free to ask!
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