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do people even do memes on dA anymore god i remember back in the day when a meme would circulate and there'd be dozens of people doing them all at once lmfao ANYWAY stole this from ccrystalline
1) Sexuality? i like boys and boy-like creatures
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? dwayne the rock johnson
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. The nearest book is literally in the next room and I am not getting up for that
4) What do you think about most? food 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? "goodnight"
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? with because if i die in my sleep i dont want them to have to deal with my body AND me being naked 7) What’s your strangest talent? my ability to put up with so much bullshit on the internet
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) girls are cute boys are cute
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes and i'd rather not go into it as it was uncomfortable for us both
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? never
11) Do you have any strange phobias? not really most of my fears are justifiable
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? i can say with full authority that crayons are not good things to ram up your nose all that does is cause nosebleeds and the inability to smell anything but wax for a while
13) What’s your religion? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? going inside
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? oh god dont make me choose
17) What was the last lie you told? i lied to my mom about why i quit my last job lol
18) Do you believe in karma? ehhhhhhhhhh??????
19) What does your username mean? its pretty self-explanatory really
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? weakness would be the fact i'm literally just a dumpy asshole human strength?? uh idk I guess the fact I have low latent inhibition helps with a lot of stuff
21) Who is your celebrity crush? don't have one
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no
23) How do you vent your anger? i play a video game and punch the shit out of some mooks
24) Do you have a collection of anything? magic the gathering cards because WOW MIX WHAT A NERD
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? neither honestly unless im comfortable with the person 26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become? yes, i just wish i couldve taken a different path to get where I am now also im still on my way to becoming an even better person so i mean, progress is still being made
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? hate: children love: rain, thunderstorms
28) What’s your biggest “what if”? what if I was still friends with a lot of people who aren't in my life anymore 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? sure why not
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. right: fuck i just almost knocked my drink over left: wall
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? nothing 32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to? i was once in a hoarder's home and jesus christ. jesus christ. i had to clean that shit. it was horrific. how was she not on the tv show
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? east coast
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? janelle monae hot damn
35) To you, what is the meaning of life? whatever you make of it- you give life meaning, it doesn't inherently have any of its own
36) Define Art. DID U MAKE SOMETHING THAT WASNT THERE BEFORE? CONGRATS, U MADE AN ART
37) Do you believe in luck? yes
38) What’s the weather like right now? its dark and i really want it to rain more its been so rainy lately i love it!!!
39) What time is it? 4:14am
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? i do drive and yes lol i was driving back from a birthday party and it was legit silent hill level fog outside and I turned too soon to go to the rest stop and literally just went down into the ditch and knocked my bumper clean off
41) What was the last book you read? No Place Like Home, book 9 of the Remnants series 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? yes as long as its not, like, burning or acidic
43) Do you have any nicknames? does mix count
44) What was the last movie you saw? i rewatched cloverfield the other day
45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? ive literally broken both my legs
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? no 47) Do you have any obsessions right now? food 48) What’s your sexual orientation? ... this was literally the first question lmfao
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? AHA AHA HHAHHAAAHAHAHH OH MAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA LOL im pretty sure people are still spreading shit about me
50) Do you believe in magic? EHHHHHHHH????
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? not for too long because I'd rather just move on and grow. i'm too tired to hold a grudge i'd rather just drop that negativity and not let it fester
52) What is your astrological sign? im a cancer but i was born wayyyy too early so i shouldve been a leo 53) Do you save money or spend it? i am so bad with money
54) What’s the last thing you purchased? a burger from hardees
55) Love or lust? love
56) In a relationship? yeh 57) How many relationships have you had? oh jesus .....eleven
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no
59) Where were you yesterday? i stayed at home
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? i have a pink tape measure in my room for...some reason
61) Are you wearing socks right now? no
62) What’s your favorite animal? coyotes
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? lmfao what is this bullshit
64) Where is your best friend? man ive never been able to classify a "best friend" so idfk
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? drawing and bullshitting online
68) What do you think is Satan’s last name? satan has no time for last names
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? i want to say yes but i don't know my perception of myself is kinda skewed so
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? SAVE THE DOG WHAT KIND OF HORRENDOUS QUESTION IS THIS
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS i came here to have a good time
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. you cant love without trust so what the fuck
74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? An Escape - The Dear Hunter
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? no
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication (both in listening and being open about things) and mutual wants/needs. (cos like, if you both want/need two separate things, then there's gonna be some problems)
77) How can I win your heart? be warm and funny and gentle and HOLY SHIT PATIENT because HAHA ANXIETY AND INSECURITIES GALORE and also, like, shared interests is nice because christ i ramble about games and anime and shit way too much 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? wow was this meme dragged out of 2007 holy shit 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? accepting a lot of stuff about myself and not trying to force myself to change to be what I'm not
80) What size shoes do you wear? uh, mens 11 I think 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? "whoops"
82) What is your favorite word? idfk
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. attack 84) What is a saying you say a lot? "wow" except very dry and sarcastic
85) What’s the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors? teal is my ult favorite
87) What is your current desktop picture? my backgrounds change every 30 minutes so idk man
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? no one
89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? quite a few
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? "pay rent or gtfo"
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? the ability to completely modify/change any and every physical part of my body internally and externally
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? man all my mistakes in life were spread out over the course of months lmfao
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? mmmmmmmmmm i dunno honestly while there are a lot of things I REALLY would rather not have memories of AT ALL, I dunno if I'd be a completely different personw ithout them
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? no
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? idk man
96) Do you have any relatives in jail? yes
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? no
98) Ever been on a plane? yes
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? idk w/e